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[07 Jul 2008|01:36am] |
So, I'm pretty sure I'm dating Fry.
This nerdy thought makes me so much happier than it should. x3
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| My family.. (: |
[06 Jul 2008|10:32pm] |
We're nutso, but it's wonderful.
Spent the evening saying goodbye to grandma's house and crying and laughing and my aunt even farted a few times.. love them.
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| Vagina odor and taste... |
[07 Jul 2008|01:08am] |
Hey everyone. I was wondering if any of you know of any ways (food, drinks or anything else) that could change the smell or taste of a vagina for the better?
I have heard pineapple juice and vitamin c. Is there anything else that you know of?
Or anything else besides food/drinks?
Even something that just produces a neutral flavor?
The majority of my diet is iced tea, carbs (bagels, pizza, pasta) and chicken. I don't really have dairy or veggies much. So let me know if you have any pointers.
Thanks.
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[07 Jul 2008|01:02am] |
and while 'all we know is falling' is still my vote for best flowing album ever,
it doesn't quite encompass the monstrous confusion in front of me like i'd hoped it would.
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| Cause and Effect/Response #1 |
[06 Jul 2008|11:02pm] |
Dear Sir/Madam,
It has come to my attention that a certain unsavory employee in your department was seen in a most precarious and distasteful position with one of mine. As head of my department it is my duty to take care of any indiscretions and will most certainly be reprimanding said employee for his egregious behavior. However, I would like to proffer a request. I’m sure you are in the process of disciplining the other half of this unfortunate affair, however, I would like to request a copy of the security tapes involved in bringing this matter to light.
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| i feel fantastic now |
[07 Jul 2008|01:00am] |
after all the drama in my life these days
i forgot how happy just riding around aimlessly in a car with my best friend can be.
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| i'm not an art historian but i have a question |
[07 Jul 2008|12:42am] |
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what's the name of that painting with the angel/cherub holding herself/himself -- hands on shoulders, etc?
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[06 Jul 2008|09:34pm] |
I'm home and he is home and off tomorrow.
I have work in the morning but tonight will be spent in his arms
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| i have no idea how to use my vibrator. |
[06 Jul 2008|09:25pm] |
so yesterday i made my first trip to good vibrations and bought my first vibrator, the turbo glider. i was (am!) thrilled about it. so last night i'm in bed, gettin' ready to make a new best friend, when i realized something.
i have no idea what to do with it! i get the part where it vibrates and then you have a magical orgasm that doesn't involve finger cramps, but i'm missing all of the in-between. i mean...where should i start? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WITH THIS THING?! i really want this to work out...but i'm just really overwhelmed by it.
thanks all...i kinda feel like a nitwit for having to ask this, but hey, at least i have a medium in which to do the asking?
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[07 Jul 2008|12:30am] |
i love decorating and designing
in another lifetime i coulda been a design major (oh well)
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| ouch |
[06 Jul 2008|11:58pm] |
I hate reading sad things...
My heart is not big enough to hold all the hurt in this world.
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[06 Jul 2008|08:47pm] |
I'm so ready to break out of here.
Too bad I can't drive.
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| Self conscious about oral?/different kinds of orgasms |
[06 Jul 2008|11:32pm] |
I'm with a guy who is absolutely WONDERFUL in the bedroom. We have a really good sexual chemistry and it's just...fun! I used to find sex to be rather tiresome until he came around.
However, I cant seem to get past my body image.
I like to have sex, but as far as receiving oral sex is concerned, I'm really nervous about it. For some reason I have this silly thought that if we're having sex, he cant see as much of my body if he's on top of me than when he's going down on me. It's kind of ridiculous, since I'm sure nobody has sex with their eyes completely closed, but still...it irks me.
I say this because he really likes giving oral sex. He's told me this several times, but I'm still really weirded out by the idea. I start to like it, but my fears take over and I usually just move on to a different sexual act. I start thinking of what it must taste/smell like, what I look like, how weird my vagina looks, etc, and it usually kills it for me.
I also feel kind of...well, selfish for receiving all the attention. I don't like being in the 'spotlight', so to speak. I usually don't know what to do with myself either...I start noticing how quiet the room is or something, and then I'm way too freaked out to get into the moment.
I'd really like to enjoy this for once!
Is there any way to get past this? Some encouragement? Any tips on how to relax when this happens?
Also, I find that orgasming through 'outer' stimulation a lot more intense than being stimulated on the 'inside' (I don't know technical names, sorry!). Is this normal? Should I be experiencing the same kind of orgasm and I'm just not doing it right? Or can you have varying degrees of orgasm? I just find the feelings to be very different.
Thanks!
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| normal vaginal discharge? |
[06 Jul 2008|08:16pm] |
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During the past few days when I had sex, I discharged pretty heavily, but it wasn't constant. For example, i'd be pretty wet starting out, and a little bit in i'll notice a huge clump of creamy discharge out of nowhere. After this, it isn't nearly as much but still pretty creamy. I've had both yeast infections and bv before, and i'm pretty sure this is neither, it just is really random and i'm wondering if this is normal? This never really happens to me, either. I mean, when aroused my discharge does change in consistency, but never to this extent. Should I be worried?
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[06 Jul 2008|08:16pm] |
I was cleaning/reorganizing/unpacking my room, and I was digging through my things, I discovered something I had forgotten long ago:
The Beastie Boys are awesome.
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| quick question |
[06 Jul 2008|10:08pm] |
When I pull a tampon out, especailly if it hasn't absorbed much blood, it gets like snagged on something when I pull it out, and sometimes makes a little little popping noise and then it comes out easily. Is it just that its getting stuck behind my hymen or something?
Also ; I know some foods can lower birth control effectivness. What are some really common things I need to avoid? Also any over-the-counter medications that would react to it? I just read about grapefuit in a past post. I'm so paranoid I'll have a favorite food and be snacking away on it and lowering my birth control. Is there a list somewhere?
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| miss not-un-popular :) |
[06 Jul 2008|11:05pm] |
I'm always nervous about friending people from high school on Facebook since I speak with so few of them nowadays.
The guy I just friended was so excited to hear from me that he wrote me TWO messages right away!
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| Omggg |
[06 Jul 2008|08:06pm] |
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Our one year is on tuesday.
I'm 99.9% sure he bought me a ring from Tiffany's.
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[06 Jul 2008|09:44pm] |
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my neices and nephew are fabulous
they make me feel all shiny new.
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| Oh great, another question |
[06 Jul 2008|09:30pm] |
The last two times I've had sex, I've noticed afterward I am bleeding. The bleeding is not very heavy, but obviously noticeable. Usually takes about an hour to stop. The flow is similar to that of the very last day of my period, where I don't really need a tampon because it's so light. At first I just though I was getting my period early, but it stopped, and now it's happened again after sex.
I'm looking it up online but wanted to know your all's opinions. Ever happen before to you? Thoughts on what it could be? If this normal?
Also I'll mention the sex was not particularly rough, I believe I was on top most of the time, but that's fairly normal. And there was no pain or discomfort.
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